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X factor punch up

Printed From: The Blue Room
Category: Reality TV
Forum Name: The X Factor 2013
Forum Discription: All the news and gossip
Printed Date: 18 Jan 2018 at 12:00

Topic: X factor punch up
Posted By: Jonnyboy
Subject: X factor punch up
Date Posted: 27 Aug 2010 at 11:14

We don’t recall Simon ever saying: ‘Punch your friend in the head’

Everyone does what Simon says, it’s the law and a children's song and therefore thy will be done, especially on X Factor (‘ - I’m furious, stop using Auto-Tune’ , ‘ - bring Sharon back, I want to laugh at her botox’ etc). But he seems to have got the blame for a spot of shouty fisty action during the auditions.


If you watched last week’s show you may have seen the clip of a generic brown haired girl punching another generic brown haired girl in the head with her fist. Ouchy. The one that got clumped is called Lisa and bizarrely she thinks if Simon hadn’t said hers was the “worst audition in history”, her mate Abbey wouldn’t have smacked her in the head. Eh?


“I just remember being hit and then having a headache,” Lisa said while some tweeting birds circled her nut. “I think Abbey only hit me once but then a security guard grabbed her and another one pushed me against the wall so I couldn’t get to her.


“If Simon hadn’t been so nasty this probably wouldn’t have happened.” Eh?


Apparently Abbey got upset because Lisa told Louis she fancied him… yeah OK, that would be a bit disturbing. “Lisa’s a liar, it’s all her fault,” said Abbey, possibly while being held back by two bald and burly security guards. “If it wasn’t for me she would never have been allowed on stage to even see Simon.” We don’t understand either, but we hear a man called Jeremy Kyle might.



(Pics: ITV and  Jeremy Williams)

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